All I want for Christmas is staff!

Release your inner Mariah and sing this in the staff room!

Ahhh  Ahh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas 

There is just one thing that I need 

I don’t care about the presents 

Underneath the Christmas tree 

I just want staff for my own. 

More than you could ever know. 

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is…. new staff 

***

I don’t want a lot for Christmas. 

There is just one thing I need. 

Don’t care about the presents 

Underneath the Christmas tree 

I don’t need to hang my stocking, thereupon the fireplace. 

Santa Claus won’t make me happy. 

With toy staff on Christmas Day 

I just want real staff of my own. 

More than you could ever know 

Make my wish come true 

All I want for Christmas is ooh ooh ooh oh oh new staff 

*** 

Oh I won’t ask for much this Christmas. 

I won’t even wish for snow. 

 I wanna keep on listed on Indeed and the Linkedin show 

I won’t make a list and send it to recruiters or Saint Nick 

 I won’t even stay awake to worry about the budget risk 

Cause,  I just want you here tonight 

Planning a retention fight. 

What more can I do? 

Baby, all I want for Christmas is ooh ooh ooh oh  oh new staff 

 ***

All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere  

And the sound of children’s laughter fills the air. 

And everyone is singing, I hear those sleigh bells ringing. 

Santa, won’t you bring me the staff I really need.  

Won’t you please bring them to me quickly 

I don’t want a lot for Christmas, this is all I’m asking for. 

I just wanna see my new staff standing right outside my door. 

I just want them  for my own. 

More than you could ever know. 

Make my wish come true. 

Baby, all I want for Christmas is ooh ooh ooh oh  oh new staff 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!